The new vacation terms
We had 'staycation' and 'mancation' but the travel industry* has come up with some new terms** lately:
|unification||family reunion cruise|
|beautification||travels with a super model|
|altarcation||trip to Vegas to get married|
|bocation||taking time off for botox treatments|
|ramification||spending quality time with male sheep|
|indication||traveling to hear indie bands|
|placation||when you agree to a cruise with your in-laws|
|salutation||excess sodium explains weight gain from vacation|
|intoxication||going to an inexpensive, usually Eastern European city and getting drunk|
|verification||the age-old search for truth|
|desiccation||time spent in rehab|
|obfuscation||you lie about your destination|
|dictation||partner took too many Viagra on vacation and frightens wife|
|location||destination below sea level|
Right, normal sensible service will resume here at eyeflare.com later this week...!
* Well, some dude on the internet
** Or rather re-hashed neologisms...
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